The happy hookers union will be happy with this proposal: Germany Green Party pledges to pay for free sex with prostitutes for anyone who needs ‘sexual assistance’ and can’t afford it.
Sex with prostitutes will be paid for by the Government for anyone too poor for a hooker and deemed to need sexual assistance under German Green Party plans.
The party’s care spokeswoman Elisabeth Scharfenberg says doctors should have the right to issue the free prescriptions to their patients for ladies of the night.
Prostitution is legal in Germany and carries little of the taboos associated with it in many other countries.
There are brothels in virtually every town and a trend recently began with working girls offering ‘sexual assistance’ to dementia sufferers, the handicapped and people living in care homes.
‘I can imagine a public financing of sexual assistance,’ Scharfenberg said in an article in the Welt am Sonntag newspaper.
The Greens’ plans consists of patients obtaining a medical certificate confirming that ‘they are unable to achieve sexual satisfaction in other ways, as well as to prove they are not able to pay sex workers on their own’.
Scharfenberg said: ‘Municipalities could discuss appropriate offers on site and grants they would need.’
What’s Next?
It ain’t “free” if someone pays for it.
Do Germans want their tax dollars paying for this boondoggle?
Mike “Mish” Shedlock
This is sure to bring even more young middle eastern “asylum seeking” men to Germany.
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But are they the more libertarian “asylum seekers” who will save the government money by raping for free!
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Well, f*ck me!
No pun intended…
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Well f*ck me!
No pun intended, of course.
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Years ago, step one of the “safety test” was: “If it looks green, run”.
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I like to see for myself
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And this is surprising how? This is the slippery slope towards oblivion.
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Well Merkel is already paid with tax money, so I find no great surprise there.
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When told by Victoria Nuland, via a hot microphone, to “go f–k themselves!” no one thought the Europeans would go for it. We were wrong.
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Ja ja, Nuland and hot Mike made Scharfenberg green.
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Well, this would prevent sexual emergencies with Islamic immigrants.
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So, the German government will take over the pimping business and make hookers civil servants?
Socialism does have its moments.
In the name of equality of rights, will feminists demand free brothel services for women who cannot find sexual satisfaction elsewhere? And what about the other 55 or so of the LGBTQ… persuasions? Do they get equal access?
Will the European Commission extend these “civil rights” throughout all EU countries? Will that be the move that restores the popularity of the EU among all Europeans?
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What ever happened to good Rosie Palm? 🤓👍👍
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What about a hand solo? Which in German is a Hans Solo.
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The Green Party can’t even find something original. Jimmy McMillan (The Rent is Too Damn High) ran for President in 2016 on this platform:
“Freedom of Life Law”
Legalizes(ing) Prostitution
(Sex for; Money or Gifts.)
(This law gives sexually active seniors the opportunity to all this natural chemical balance to reproduce the cells that keeps life revolving. Seniors who choose to live out the remaining time of their life without a “Wife” or a “GIrlfriend” isn’t anyone business and should have the right to spend their money any way they like without any legal/ government intervention. No one has the right to interfere with the cycle of life. The Human stimulation is greater than the artificial stimulation of Viagra that might and can/ could be a health risk.)
A man or women will have the right to live out the fullness of freedom under the constitution. This nation for too long has prevented (Call Girls, Prostitution) sexual freedom. This matter isn’t any business of the US Government. If a person wants to pay for sex in any way they should have the right to do so. Man and women has the right to make out with the person their choice without any government rules and regulations from any State, City, Town or County within the territories of the United States of America.
http://www.rentistoodamnhigh.org/
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Well, this might be the most amusing, but the least harmful policy from the “greens” wherever they came close to power, such as Sweden and Germany. While it might be tempting to correlate “greens” with successful economy, the reverse is true: a successful economy allows fruitcakes to (temporarily) survive and thrive.
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I am surprised there isn’t a Medicare reimbursement code for this.
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…are you sure there isn’t?
I scoffed at it when told there were food stamps available for your pet. Then somebody showed me. I cannot any longer be shocked at anything the left comes up with.
You might have people actually subsisting on dog food but will be forced to pay for it with pet food stamps, available only if you can prove a dog belongs to you.
My namesake from Ancient Greece is spinning in his tomb, as he lived with the dogs in the Athens town square, once banished from Sinope. Traversed all of Greece and never found an honest man, preferring the company of dogs.
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Dogs are honest.
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I have no objection to food stamps for pets in very specific bounds. A guide dog for a blind person is an obvious case of needing pet food, perhaps a companion pet for the physically/mentally disabled or for a companion pet for the elderly. But for most people on welfare there should be no free pet food as most pets are a luxury and the people should concentrate on getting themselves a decent meal.
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There is. It’s 6969.
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Unreal. One of my great grandfathers was Gerrman, Would I qualify??? Love Freebies. Assume they’d pay for the trip?
C
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Dissolve the nuclear family.
Atomize the herd.
One more step towards oblivion.
Civilization makes government possible not the other way around.
Someone knows how to plan their work and work their plan.
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Just when I thought the world couldn’t get any more ridiculous…
But hey, why not? Why should men who are uglier, older or have smaller dicks not get laid as often? And will they offer the same service to women?
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BOONDOGGLE. Is THAT what they’re calling it nowadays? It’s a bit easier to spell than “Hibbity Dibbity” !
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Two consenting adults needing “sexual assistance” could just skip the long line and “assist” each other.
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An angle not yet mentioned: How great would this be for GDP? It is hard to imagine the demand for free sexual services satisfied very soon, so GDP could grow, well, only the supply of hookers could be a problem.
Of course there is also the union of women (keen to preserve the closed shop and high prices) who will not idly countenance this state sponsorship of “human trafficking” as it is now known. And this sexual benefit seems like it may fall disproportionately in favor of males.
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Prostitution is already included in the GDP unless she or he is doing it on the black market. Any large city in Germany and for the most parts of Europe with legalized prostitution they have large multi story building with the ladies in rooms it is like window shopping. Pick the one you want, pay and off you go.
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Americans are raised on puritan values. That’s not a bad thing. There’s something to be said for modesty influenced by Christian principles.
The Germans have a different outlook on the human body and sexual relations. It’s very common for the German spas (health clubs) frequented by ordinary working class citizens to have clothing optional policies. Nude beaches are common in the urban areas. Legalized prostitution (red light districts) is available everywhere.
Some claim the Germans (and Euros) have a much healthier mental outlook in this regard. I believe per capita incidence of sex crimes in Germany dwarf what we have in America. So there may be something to the theory.
Americans who visit the nude beaches and spas in Germany generally go for the show. The Germans take their families to those beaches – not for the turn on – but for the recreation and the freedom.
Completely different viewpoints. It’s difficult for Americans to understand their lifestyle. And it’s equally difficult for Germans to understand ours.
I might be wrong – I suspect the majority of Germans would favor taxpayer subsidies for prostitution in special cases.
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It’s not just Germany; it’s a european thing. They think most American’s have a lot of hang-ups about nudity and sex. They’re right.
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This is another part of German culture that the muzzies will ruin. Health spas and nude beaches will become their eye candy deterring the locals from participation or the gov will rescind the clothing optional traditions for safety precautions.
Wait for it.
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No doubt would have become an Obamacare benefit, along with medical marijuana, and might have spurred enrollments. Maybe next time Dems are in power.
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Supply-side economists are inventing some very clever schemes to increase the popularity of their school of thought.
I bet that even a few Austrian economists would be willing to endorse this scheme if the Germans expand it to include foreign tourists.
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Yup, a sure bet to increase the tourism industry in Germany.
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Will islamic “sexual emergencies” be covered with doctor prescriptions?
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A clarion call for refugees – Free shelter, handouts in money and flesh – Germany here I come!
When you feel that politicians have plumbed the depths in inane thinking, they show you foolishness and the gift of giving when it is not your money has no limits.
Everytime a politician rises up to speak a shoe should be thrown at him/her.
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Is the horse-faced green party leader also the hooker? No thanks.
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Sounds ridiculous, but is logically consistent with the idea of providing other basic needs at taxpayer expense, such as food, water, housing, etc. Sex is among the lowest level needs in Maslow’s hierarchy, so IF you’ve accepted the idea of welfare for the other basic needs, this is the logical conclusion of that mindset. Hopefully, this will cause the argument to turn on itself and demonstrate how ridiculous providing welfare is.
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If we can pay for it, can we get a discount?
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Inflation has driven up the price of drinks, a couple steak dinners and 2 tickets to a musical at the theater to over $400. Old men on fixed incomes just can’t afford the opening wager for a night of pleasure – with no guarantee of hitting pay dirt. In America the government provides subsidized Medicare and steep discounts on prescription drugs. In Germany some want to give price breaks on prostitutes. Both could be considered preventative medicine. Even if the old German guy dies sooner – at least he’ll die happier. Come to think of it – on average the German men outlive the American men. Legalized prostitution could have something to do with that. The government should conduct a study.
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Gov has already meddled and raised the price of housing, medical, and general cost of living by handing out money to select sectors, sectors who do not mind bidding up prices with free money. Now they want to raise the price of hookers.
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i need assistance
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Jesus, dude. Open your eyes. Make xer pay you.
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